London:The Guide to foreiners (going to) living in the city

The Big Ben is one of our most visited landmarks, in the country.
Us english people are perceived to drink tea all day, unfortunately those are for the extremely snobby rich people.
Us English people drink Alcohol all day, even the extremely rich, snobby people living in their 4 million room bedrooms.
London has many clubs, and we definitely use the facility, we do not go to proms, balls or garden parties.
Also we do not have Posh accents and use words only Shakespeare would be able to comprehend with.
Some speak English, many londeners cant even understand.
We wear crazy clothes
and it rains all the time over here, so dont bring any clothes you'll expect to wear from in your home town.
Bring some shorts, jeans, snow boots, umbrella, hat, scarf, sandals, and tonnes of jumpers.
LOL. this as been the quick and easy guide for introduction of London

The right [wrong] things to say in relationships.

So my question for today is all about the power of speech, and how it can impact on relationships.
Yes, our mouth not only helps us gain energy,(whilst simultaneously enjoy the grub we got) but also can break or make a relationship.
Behold I present the real weapon of mass destruction The Mouth.
Like it or not our mouth is usually the breaking of the relationship.
Even though we might not be saying something directly rude towards our partner, what we just alerted him or her in their mind- saying
ALERT ALERT ALERT do not continue talking to this freak ALERT ALERT
So my question to you is What is topics or comments should you not say to your other half? or what topics would you not like to talk about to your other half and why [no emotional long stories which takes a year to read, or nothing personal or vaugley highlight it ].
I have identified some topics and comments which I think could be the break a relationship.
[From a Man]: I sleep with a teddy!
I have known about three men wanting a teddy or something special in the bedroom [no not sex toys, you perverts XD] to comfort them. This would be a huge turn off for me as I as a little girl used to sleep with a teddy, I would not appreciate if this grown man is acting like me years ago.

The constant talking of the Ex
Why may I ask are people obsessed with the explaining of the ex boyfriend/girlfriend. I seriously do not want to know if they could do Einstein maths puzzle in their head, or they used to have a nipple piercing.I honestly don't care. I am not your partner and I would wish if we stopped talking about the ex.
It also shows a may be a lack of respect toward the new other half.
The only time you can talk about the Ex's is when you are married, because you hopefully wont be Ex talked with another person.XD

Anal Sex&other actions which still never cease to amaze my poor mind.
Some women, well quite alot. Well it decided on the women!
And I am not criticizing those who do anal sex&other stuff, it is just that if my boyfriend suggested it to me, I would run a MILE no two.
Different people have different standards and my standards might be different from others. What I am walling to do in bed, you might not be willing to do.

I live with my mother
No need to explain these women, RUN and never look back.

I want a threesome
Maybe this should have been categorized as Annal Sex&other actions, however.
I when having sex do not want two people in my bed! its hard to control one.
If you are contemplating whether to have one. this is my advice :
DO NOT HAVE ONE! If he/she really loved you why would they want another body in the bed.
Even though what you people do behind closed doors[and thank goodness it is behind closed doors] is your own business.

Any other suggestions?

When the relationship breaks you

I had a friend who sister was about to do Alevels until her boyfriend broke up with her. She started to vomit , cry all day and contemplated on suicide.
I never did find out what happened after her Alevels,
I hope she has done fantastic and no in University.
This lead me to the great question which I wanted to ask all of you?
Why do we get in to relationships?
Media has single handedly taught us relationships are easily broken.
Just look at Katie Price and Peter Andre, their relationship started off great, but then turned stale.
The whole time you are in a relationship you are literally skating on thin ice, no matter how stable you think your relationship is, it is just that some people breakthrough the thin ice, causing a Titanic ending where almost everybody dies by freezing to death.[ :D ]
Like it or not us humans want to be loved!, we want to have a sense of security even if it will last 20 minutes.
However we don't wait for love to come to us, we're trying to rekindle love in our lifeless stale relationship. When we really need to wake up and smell the coffee, and come off the skating ground which won't lead to a Titanic ending.
These things called Relationships are consuming us, we can stop thinking about relationships, and we are getting effected.
I probably will never experience Love as I am such a hard headed person, but I think I have seen so many cases of people somersaulting in to companionship and then breaking their leg.

Unsatisfactory Grades.

Looking through the Student room, I have seen many posts which resemble this one:
I am 17 and have just finished my GCSE's and
I have got 10a*'s and 1 A.
Are my GCSE's good enough?
Excuse me are you playing dumb?, no seriously.
This is definitely showing off, not only should friends and family know about their GCSE's grades the whole of the internet must have to find out about this persons grades.
I honestly don't want to know if you have an iq of 200 and you're done 16 GCSE's, and I am sure other people really don't want to know either.
I think this is selfish, in some sense they are actually turning on their computers and using energy to type this Jabawoki when this could be powering a poor village in Africa. Total stupidity.
Then after this comment of the pretend dissatisfied student who is trying to show off other post's follow:
Well I got 5 A*'s at iGCSE
I got 7A* without revising

Then it turns in to a little competition who has the better grades, half the people are lieing anyway with the amount of spelling errors you're telling me you got an A in English ? Hmmmmmm.
Sure
lets stop lieing about grades which weren't even on our exam paper and be proud of that D is maths and the U in geography.

The Exam's and surprises

So GCSE's are here and no one told me that I was going to have this much anxiety and peer pressure.
Since the GCSE's have come I have been in more agruements and confrontations with people, and I am like the most argumentative person you will ever meet.
But there is an unknown category of people society has not yet distinguished, who cause these arguements.
They are known as stirrers
Stirrers [Pronoun]: A person endevours to cause turmoil between a person(s).
The thing is
we don't know who these stirrers are mainly because they are so devious and skillful if only they exerted the planning in to their school work. A*'s will be flying at them.
Everyone in some part of their short lived life has seem a stirrer and probably had an agruement because of this person who seems to love to add the jist to the arguement.
I decided to confront a stirrer over msn saying:
Me: Excuse me I dont appreciate you making lies
Stirrer: LOL. kk Wubu2?
What! excuse me an apology would be like to be seen.
So my main message is to stay away from the species of the stirrers and you shall live a more happier life.

The Marvelous Introduction

I am 15, soon moving on to 16
I am doing my GCSE's
and I hopefully go to sixth form
I am tall and clumsy
Welcome to My Blog Dude's and Dudettes